The Incredible Mangoes

...where the abyss is infinitely deep.

fuck man, nadia ali has this solid opening line in her stupid chastity song.

okay so the weather is wonderful. im waiting for doggie to arrive so we can do shrooms in the park. we are having too much fun, in our most stressful times.

our country is totally fucked and there is nothing we can do about it so we are just bitching and depressed.

i never wear white, but she once told me that id look good in white. so whenever i miss her i wear my one white t-shirt.

shit is coming along slowly. man why do i have to convert everyone i want to sleep with in this city. the legitimate hot girls are all straight in this damn fucking place. im moving to the city of sin for the summer. and its hilarious because my apartment is 5 blocks away from Sherbet Gula. she is freaking the fuck out, but honestly it wasnt intentional. i emailed sooooo manyyyy people and this place was the only one who wanted me.

omg doggie just called asking if i want pizza. im like yeah, and she says she gonna get me a slice of cheese. so obviously im like wtf get me a mushroom slice. and she does this evil laugh and says youre going to put the mushrooms on it yourself. fuckkkkk its shroomieee timeee!!

bye bye


- birdie