so doggie and i officially cannot be apart. she is like the little sister i never had.
today as i acquired an 8th of weed, i found myself all alone in the entire house since everyone has gone away here or there for bloody christmas.
doggie and i sit and smoke together, so i woke her up (she is at home home, trans atlantic location) and convinced her to roll a joint, climb out her mothers window, go on the roof and smoke and then come chill with me on the webcam.
so she does this, and comes back and we are totally stoned like the fuck. she is tripping in her fucking LIVINGROOM, and i am there on her screen.
her mother comes in and puts on the headphones, starts talking to me, wearing a pink ACDC shirt my god i thought i was hallucinating. doggie is quite a few years younger than me, so her mother is totally a milf.
anyway so i am like HOLDING THE JOINT at the point her mother is talking to me and asking me if i have slimmed down. shit it was soooo ridiculous. and then doggie starts bloody laughing, hysterically, snorting and crying and what not... and her mother is like what the fuck is happening... fuck man. poor doggie had a very displaced stoned experience where shes totally imagining chilling in the beanbag in my room, but instead is like in her main livingroom surrounded by lots of soberness and must act appropriately. hahaha.
okay so its like 7 in the morning. i need to catch an early bus, so i am peace-ing out.
ps. where are all the bloody readers?
birdie.
1 comments:
omg. birdie, HOW do you get in these awkward situations?!?! and what kind of big sister are you if you convince little sister to climb out of a window, go a roof, smoke up and then chill on the webcam. sharam karo!
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